Tote bags are like water, oxygen and wi-fi now that we have a 5p bag charge. Although the rules are unclear – ‘can I have a free bag if I have raw meat?’
The truth is clear – that if you decide to NOT use a bag you will inevitably be that guy who smashes their low fat, high protein yoghurt all over the floor in a juggling parody.
If you do pay for the bag, you’ll resent it. The way it crinkles. The crass, cheap branding. Urgh – the cost.
Totes are the ones. We’ve picked out our faves.
- Pho Sho
This makes us think of that song ‘African American, For Sho.. I told her come and ride the rodeo’ – or something like that. Either way, it’s a quirky colour, it’s got a noodle bowl on it and it’s cheap too.
2. Grammar Bag
Love grammar,>? and know sum1 who does prehaps ? Treat them to this bag and show them you get them and love them for who ‘theyr’e’.
3. Random Crap
Say what you see.
4. Hangry Bag
As a hangry person this made me laugh. Especially as my bag is mostly made up of old Refresher bar wrappers.