Totes Amaze

Tote bags are like water, oxygen and wi-fi now that we have a 5p bag charge. Although the rules are unclear – ‘can I have a free bag if I have raw meat?’

The truth is clear – that if you decide to NOT use a bag you will inevitably be that guy who smashes their low fat, high protein yoghurt all over the floor in a juggling parody.

If you do pay for the bag, you’ll resent it. The way it crinkles. The crass, cheap branding. Urgh – the cost.

Totes are the ones. We’ve picked out our faves.

  1. Pho Sho

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This makes us think of that song ‘African American, For Sho.. I told her come and ride the rodeo’ – or something like that. Either way, it’s a quirky colour, it’s got a noodle bowl on it and it’s cheap too.

Pho Sho Tote

2. Grammar Bag

Love grammar,>? and know sum1 who does prehaps ? Treat them to this bag and show them you get them and love them for who ‘theyr’e’.

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Grammar Bag

3. Random Crap

Say what you see.

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Random Crap Tote Bag

4. Hangry Bag

As a hangry person this made me laugh. Especially as my bag is mostly made up of old Refresher bar wrappers.

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Hangry Definition Bag